Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
Carried around like a trophy.
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
No, no, I'm sure you said bring the dog to lunch...not for lunch.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
...and on tonights episode of Iron Chef, the mystery ingredient is...
(Dog speaking) Why does this human have her hand in my @ss, does she think I'ma puppet?!?!?
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
"Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver
"And if you keep a good firm grip of the genitals...not too crushing but definitely firm....he's just as docile as can be."
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
And for my next trick, I will pull a rabbit out of this dog.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose