We have done one of these in awhile so -
http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/hobo-name-generator
My Hobo name would be Alabama Cadillac Slim
We have done one of these in awhile so -
http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/hobo-name-generator
My Hobo name would be Alabama Cadillac Slim
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Missouri Fly-Trap Larry
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
Montana Tiny Drew
that just doesn't get it for me
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
Arizona Hammerhead Schmidt ready to ride the rails with the ghost of Toledo's own Steam Train Maury Graham, "King of the Hobos".
Bear
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_W._Graham
Occupy Cyburbia!
Montana Fry-Pan Smith here!
Perfect since I'm in Montana and work on the rails......ha ha ha
On the ground, protecting the Cyburbia Shove since 2004.
Colorado Railcar Mike
When did I go from Luke Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Utah Pig Train Smith
You can grow ideas in the garden of your mind.
Minnesota Fly-trap Bo
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
Arizona Deadhead Brad. Apparently I am a tranny hobo.
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor