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    Hello, I'm Emma and I would one day like to make plans for stuff [Perhaps NSFW]

    First I plan on beating up my ex boyfriends slutty new girlfriend.

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    Quote Originally posted by Emma Superstar View post
    First I plan on beating up my ex boyfriends slutty new girlfriend.

    Be sure and wear the proper personal protective gear, beating up slutty girlfriends can be dangerous.
    “As soon as public service ceases to be the chief business of the citizens, and they would rather serve with their money than with their persons, the State is not far from its fall”
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    Quote Originally posted by giff57 View post
    Be sure and wear the proper personal protective gear, beating up slutty girlfriends can be dangerous.
    Because they have STD's?

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    Quote Originally posted by Emma Superstar View post
    Because they have STD's?
    Use plenty of hand sanitizer. Just in case.
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    Quote Originally posted by Emma Superstar View post
    Because they have STD's?
    That and someone could lose an eye.
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    Quote Originally posted by Emma Superstar View post
    First I plan on beating up my ex boyfriends slutty new girlfriend.
    The little hussy might deserve what's coming to her, but how do you know she's slutty?
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Quote Originally posted by Maister View post
    The little hussy might deserve what's coming to her, but how do you know she's slutty?
    When ever she walks she leaves a snail trail of semen behind her.

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    Quote Originally posted by Emma Superstar View post
    When ever she walks she leaves a snail trail of semen behind her.
    You're a woman with traditional conservative values, right? Go clean it up. Bake a pie while you're at it, and make it snappy!
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    Quote Originally posted by Emma Superstar View post
    When ever she walks she leaves a snail trail of semen behind her.
    Wow.. that seems to be an awful lot, but than again, how would you know what's a lot? I mean, the whole waiting for marriage thing right?
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    Quote Originally posted by CPSURaf View post
    Wow.. that seems to be an awful lot, but than again, how would you know what's a lot? I mean, the whole waiting for marriage thing right?
    I didn't say I knew what a lot is... but you did.

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    Quote Originally posted by Emma Superstar View post
    I didn't say I knew what a lot is... but you did.
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    Quote Originally posted by Emma Superstar View post
    I didn't say I knew what a lot is... but you did.
    snails can leave an awful lot of trails.. so hence why i said a lot. If you need a demonstration, I am sure I know some peeps that can show ya.
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    Oh Emma! Where have you been? We've missed you so...

    After this girlfriend beating (which I will add is a real class act!), what's next? You said wanted to make planS, so what else do you have in mind?
    The purpose of life is a life of purpose

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    I like conservative girls who have traditional values and beat up guys. That and chicken.
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    Admins: I don't know what this thread is really about, but is there a way to tag it as NSFW?

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    Quote Originally posted by Wannaplan? View post
    Admins: I don't know what this thread is really about, but is there a way to tag it as NSFW?
    +1
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    Quote Originally posted by Wannaplan? View post
    Admins: I don't know what this thread is really about, but is there a way to tag it as NSFW?
    done......
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    Welcome, Emma.

    If your plans including landing a new boyfriend, you've come to the right place!! Cyburbia is overflowing with eligible and interesting men (present company excluded).
    Annoyingly insensitive

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    Quote Originally posted by Richmond Jake View post
    Welcome, Emma.

    If your plans including landing a new boyfriend, you've come to the right place!! Cyburbia is overflowing with eligible and interesting men (present company excluded).
    What? This thread didn't interest you until I tagged it NSFW?
    “As soon as public service ceases to be the chief business of the citizens, and they would rather serve with their money than with their persons, the State is not far from its fall”
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    Quote Originally posted by Dan View post
    ^ Emma is as dumb as one.
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    Quote Originally posted by wahday View post
    Oh Emma! Where have you been? We've missed you so...

    After this girlfriend beating (which I will add is a real class act!), what's next? You said wanted to make planS, so what else do you have in mind?
    I've been working on plans for a coffee table made from pallets.


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    Quote Originally posted by Emma Superstar View post
    I've been working on plans for a coffee table made from pallets.


    Rough surface may not be wise, it will be no fun pulling splinters out of your ass.
    “As soon as public service ceases to be the chief business of the citizens, and they would rather serve with their money than with their persons, the State is not far from its fall”
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