Happy Birthday !
Enjoy Your Day !
Happy Birthday !
Enjoy Your Day !
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Well Happy Birthday!
On your birthday you should:
1. Go outside and jump and down.
2. Sleep in a desk fort.
3. Drink beer at a local watering hole at 10am.
I will wait for the thread split and poll....
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
"We do not need any other Tutankhamun's tomb with all its treasures. We need context. We need understanding. We need knowledge of historical events to tie them together. We don't know much. Of course we know a lot, but it is context that's missing, not treasures." - Werner Herzog, in Archaeology, March/April 2011
Wishing you a Happy Birthday and many more and hope you are able to make it a three day weekend
When did I go from Luke Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Happy birthday Maister!
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
Happy birthday old chap.
On pitching to Stan Musial:
"Once he timed your fastball, your infielders were in jeopardy."
Happy B-day Maister. For your birthday I think a poll is in order...
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
"Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver
Happy Birthday! As Karnak the Magnificent (aka the late Johnny Carson) would have said, "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose."
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
Happy birthday, Maister of Thread Splitting. I hope you have a good birthday.
"I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."
~ Otterpop ~
Happy birthday, you Fawning common-kissing foot-licker! Hope it is a great one!
We hope for better things; it will arise from the ashes - Fr Gabriel Richard 1805
Hey happy birthday oh master, I mean maister!
Well happy birthday, Mister Maister!
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'No thanks'." - Henry Rollins
I think you know that I feel words are poor, starved things with which I congratulate you on the day of your birth. If you think about it, what are birthday wishes for? Shouldn't we be congratulating your mother? Tell your mother I told you "Happy Birthday" if you can, and I'll call it even.
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
I hope you are having a fabulous birthday weekend, Maister!
Happy Birthday Stan!
Not my monkey, not my circus. - Old Polish Proverb
Glad yo made it another year Maister!! Happy birthday!
The purpose of life is a life of purpose
Happy Birthday to another great late August birthday-er
"Never invest in any idea you can't illustrate with a crayon." ~Peter Lynch
Hope you're enjoying a three-day weekend.
Happy Birthday - enjoy!
Happy birthday! For at least today, I give you permission to be chairman of teh party!
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
Happy Birthday Maister!
Occupy Your Brain!
Thank you all! Right now I'm sitting on the third floor balcony of the Bavarian Inn (in Frankenmuth, MI) overlooking the Cass river at sunset. There is a bottle of Aecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier in my hand and four empties sitting behind me. Life is good.
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor