Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
Congrats. I join the rest in paying homage to your awesomeness,
"I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."
~ Otterpop ~
I'd bow down to you, but feel unfit to grovel in your waste products.
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'No thanks'." - Henry Rollins
If I bask anymore I'll have a nice deep tan... and smell of wine.
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
I'll bask if I can do it from your pool!
The purpose of life is a life of purpose
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.