Well, gang, it was nice knowing you.
Well, gang, it was nice knowing you.
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
Dan- my guess is the owner of that may very well resemble an old shaggy.
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
Right before he walks in with his shotgun, walk around to the customer side of the counter and start yelling "it's MY land you damn commies!"Originally posted by Dan
There's definitely somebody tied up in the back of that van.
If that were the case the van would be painted psychodelic colors and would have a fridge and a huge ash tray. No, I expect by now Dan is either already taking a 9mm dirt nap or will be featured as the leading story on the 6:00 news.
I'm afraid its too late for Dan, but let us honor the courage he showed in the final hour by spending his last few moments sharing a picture of the suspect's van with the rest of us so that we might spare ourselves his fate if we see that van pulling up into our respective city halls.
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split (with the appropriate amount of reverence) from RTDNTOTO7
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People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
That is the most normal car I've seen posted from the land of rusted-out Subarus and Volvos! Its a shame it sticks out like a sore thumb.
We hope for better things; it will arise from the ashes - Fr Gabriel Richard 1805
I don't really understand what this thread is about.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
I think it's the FBI monitoring van - inside is a very sophisticated listening and cyber system filled with guys with pocket protectors who end up being distracted by the co-eds walking by and don't see anything you are doing
wait, is that a black helicopter overhead?
hee hee.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.
If I ever go postal, I'm wearing a Barney suit to do it.
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
This is Dan showing us his new home. He's planning a profanity laced meltdown work. Then rant will include such gems as:!@#$% new urbanism, !@#$ Duany, !@#%$^%^$$@ cyburbia, !@##$^^&^%#$ grey-haired women and wanna-be hippies. He's taking his dogs, hooking up with a senorita, and living under a bridge in the thing.
When did I go from Luke Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi?
will you be mine.. will you be mine...won't you be..my neighbor...
Brotip #2418 - know when it's time to switch from being "the little engine that could" to the "little engine that said, 'f*ck it'"
The memorial is for dan's career. He's had enough and he's packing it all in. He just bought his dream ride, a blue kidnapper van, and he's going to finally realize his dream of traveling across the tri-state area selling his hemp jewelry at farmers' markets. If you need to find, just look for his van - parked down by the river.
Memorials don't always have to be sad, somber affairs. Congratulations, Dan. You're living the dream.
You can grow ideas in the garden of your mind.
Thats not actually a kidnapper van because it has the side windows. I should know- my 1978 blue van has no windows. Coincidentally, clubbbbbbbbe me now or Dan gets it!!
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
Well, gang, it was nice knowing you.
Hey my dad used to have a van similar to that. His was an '83 model. Used to go on road trips in it as a kid.
Is that a before or after pic ?
When are you going to live out of it ?
Is that the new dog house ?
I know the code enforcement budget is pretty tight but really ?
So Cousin Eddie downsized National Lampoon reference there
Is that the Cyburbia Pimp/Party Wagon ?
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Some sandpaper, a half dozen cans of Rustoleum, and you have one sweet ride there.
Anyone want to adopt a dog?
Well la-thi-dah Mr. Fancypants!
It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less" General Eric Shinseki
You should have gotten a picture from the other side - I'm pretty sure there's a sign posted advertising free candy.
"Where free unions and collective bargaining are forbidden, freedom is lost." - 1980 Republican presidential candidate Ronald Reagan
The story behind the photo: I was expecting the van to go "BOOM!".
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
Wow. The Google Street View people are going much more incognito nowadays.
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'No thanks'." - Henry Rollins
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