People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
"Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver
squidballs.Herman looked surprised by hermits fulminating over rotting leftovers. Fumigating is only one vociferous response that requires voluminous flammable potables served with: gerbils, seasoned squirrel, and cockatoo. Meanwhile, at Count down to Midnight's revelry the wombat wished for things that sparkle and/or twinkle. "D'oh!" Nuts! Almonds dipped in chocolate are nasty compared to pralines and
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.
"Never invest in any idea you can't illustrate with a crayon." ~Peter Lynch