Tired of hearing protracted explanations about situational context? Does life seem needlessly complex to you at times? Do you miss first grade? Wouldn't it be nice if everything fell into nice neat easily understood categories?
Well wish no longer, because here those dreams can come true! Yes that's right, one can simply place everything into clear black and white categories simply by posting what thing or phenomenon belongs to which class. It's easy - watch:
boring -
insurance
epistemology
trigonometry (oh heck, let's just toss calculus in there too while we're at it)
interesting -
Lord of the Rings
pron
movies where things blow up
cool -
nitro burning funny cars
skydiving
The Ramones
uncool -
anyone on a college Board of regents
square dancing
Terre Haute, IN
yummy -
chocolate cake
pepperoni pizza
Arrogant Bastard Ale
yucky -
eggplant
black licorice
seaweed
Feel free to add your own categories....cool/uncool countries, 'ethnic'/'unethnic' foods, scary/friendly, cute/ugly


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