I want my baby back!
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
Is this for real? You're not just ribbing us are you? Congratumalations!
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
woot. [golf clap]
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Way to keep up the pace dude.
Welcome and enjoy.
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
"Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver
You're my hero. Straight up. 5,000 times over.
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
Congratulations, imaplanner. I've got some catching up to do.
Get In The HOLE!!!!
On pitching to Stan Musial:
"Once he timed your fastball, your infielders were in jeopardy."