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    Post-election Caption Contest: 7 November 2012

    About 11:15 PM yesterday.

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    I don't believe that's from last night. I was watching at that time and none of that cast of characters were on, they weren't even using that set.
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    butbutbut they TOLD us to believe their numbers!
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    Capitalizing on the premise of TV's most successful comedy. Fox News launches a new show - about four guys who can't get laid and a hot chick. They are calling it the Ayn Rand Theory
    "I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."

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    We are not leaving until the person who f#@ted fesses up

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    Quote Originally posted by otterpop View post
    Capitalizing on the premise of TV's most successful comedy. Fox News launches a new show - about four guys who can't get laid and a hot chick. They are calling it the Ayn Rand Theory
    Close the voting because that's fantastic!
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    Mr. Smith, the show's producer encourages the reporters to still look optimistic, as if their candidate still has a chance to win, as an effort not to lose the ratings war to CNN.
    Not my monkey, not my circus. - Old Polish Proverb

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    After hearing the results of the election, Fox reporters's were encouraged to close their eyes and go to their "happy place". Midgets on tricycles, midgets on tricycles...
    "When life gives you lemons, just say 'No thanks'." - Henry Rollins

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    Those results sure puts a damper on the party we plannerd for tonight. No one is going to show up now. What am I gonna do with the champagne & caviar?
    "Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
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    Hot chick text to guy in the middle:
    I just want to go to the bar and get drunk.

    Guy in middle text to hot chick:
    Why wait, I started putting Bailey's in my coffee at 8pm.

    Hot chick text to guy in the middle:
    You Jerk, why didn't you share.

    Guy in middle text to hot chick:
    Because I am going to need the full bottle to get through this night.
    Not my monkey, not my circus. - Old Polish Proverb

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    Wishing that they had kept their appointments with the proctologist instead of coming to work.
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