If you got a penny for your thoughts, how much money would you make a day?
If you got a penny for your thoughts, how much money would you make a day?
"I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."
~ Otterpop ~
I have thoughts almost every day. I suppose I would therefore make .01 per day.Originally posted by otterpop
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
Why do birds fall down from the sky, every time you walk by?
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
Funny, I thought they suddenly appear every time you are near.
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
I thought that was a particularly intriguing question as well. The fact that you want to answer it (when the thread clearly identified the questions were for ME) can only mean one thing....
THREAD SPLIT TIME, BABY!
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
Who wrote the Book of Love?
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
What should I eat for lunch? I've already had a bagel with cream cheese, so should keep it fairly light.
A bit miffed are we? How about splitting "Our Secret Affair with Dandy?"
When did I go from Luke Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi?
If you could travel back in time, would you move relative to the Earth's position in space at that time? If so, does that imply that one's ability to travel through time is linked to the surface of the planet?
Occupy Your Brain!
How does one manage to not stab themselves in the eyes or ears when being forced to watch Judge Judy at volume 45?
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.
I suggest a turkey sandwich
The doctor has upped my Thorazine dosage. I believe with several years of therapy I may someday learn to forgive you but right now it's still too fresh to talk about it.
Tempting, but we've got enough dandy-inspired splits going on right now.
Time is a measurement of objects moving through points in space. So relatively speaking - yes (assuming you - an object - were located at a point in space on the surface of the planet).
Sorry honey, I can't hear you, the tv is too loud!
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
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