Today I learned that I book that I want is only available in paper!
The interstate freeway was closed because of an overturned Milk Truck, so people had to take a US highway this morning.
Today I learned that I book that I want is only available in paper!
The interstate freeway was closed because of an overturned Milk Truck, so people had to take a US highway this morning.
When compassion exceeds logic for too long, chaos will ensue. - Unknown
RT was complaining that she had too many clothes to fit into the closet this morning.
My comment: firstworldproblems Emily
Reply: Yeah you're right.
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
My wife wants a larger house because we have so much crap. I want less crap.
I burned down the church to atone for my transgressions.
I had to listen to craptactular hold music for SIX FREAKING MINUTES before my last conference call started. #firstworldproblems
I found you a new motto from a sign hanging on their wall…"Drink coffee: do stupid things faster and with more energy"
I got upset a while back because my DVR could only record 4 shows at once.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
Ah - so YOU'RE the one those commercials for Direct TV are about!Originally posted by btrage
I can't relate because it's rare that I can find ONE show to watch, let alone four.
When that happens, I have to go to my computer and stream hulu. But the computer is in the other room.
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
My favorite band (you wouldn't know them) is getting too popular so I have to stop liking them.
Since my 20 something sons moved back in, we don't have room to park all five cars.
“As soon as public service ceases to be the chief business of the citizens, and they would rather serve with their money than with their persons, the State is not far from its fall”
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
The autopsy report calls it blunt force trauma. So sayth the Geek Squad. My new Chromebook has passed on. Now we deal with Samsung.
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
A book I want to read is only available in electronic format at the library, and I don't have an e-reader.
RT's MacBook's hard drive crapped yesterday after updating the OS. Apple tried to resolve it remotely, then told her to take it to the Apple Store. The Genius Bar told her it would 3-5 days, a death sentence to her even though she has other computers at her disposal. The sent her an email this morning saying it was already repaired and to come pick it up. The taxi was not available to her today
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
Should I use the Chili's coupon today or tomorrow?
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
It doesn't expire does it? I say today. Tomorrow you might get a deal on a sub or some mexican food.
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
I have 99 problems
I ate too many brownies and now I have a tummy ache.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.
Anything wrong with buying 4 boxes of Girl Scout cookies ?
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
I have a live fantasy baseball draft going on since last Monday. Do I follow the draft from my laptop at home, computer at work, my iPhone, or my Kindle? Too many choices!!!
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
Will you eat them?
How long will it take you to eat them?
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
I will put them out on the breakroom table.
How fast goes food/snacks disappear in your breakroom ?
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Used to be quick until I made ex-lax brownies and a cat food salmon ball.
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C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
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