At the Doctor's office this afternoon, I was handed a nice pen to fill out some paperwork. I told the woman handing me the pen to be sure to ask for it back when I turn in the forms. I turned in the forms and returned the pen without prompting. She asked me why i had asked her to ask for the pen to which I explained that when it came to nice pens, I sometimes suffer from kleptomania. When I got to the car, I realized that I had their clipboard under my coat; so I walked in and placed the clipboard in front of her. She opened the privacy glass and she said, "I saw you walk out the door with it and I would have stopped you; however, I was too busy looking up the word "kleptomania”. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to contain my laughter before I explain what kleptomania was.