My boss is MIA again.
I need to execute a $300 contract, fiscal won't let me. They will let me sign $50,000 payment requests though. Make sense?
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
Well I just sat through the hour and a half ethics webinar just now and now I feel very superior
I know, right - I feel like my day started over again, and just made a bowl of oatmeal and put on some coffee - all mixed up
Have you heard of the Bananas & Sprite Challenge?
See if you can eat 2 bananas and then drink 1 litre of Sprite...without having it come back up.
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
"Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver
"Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund
Field time is limited today. I helped with a file review for an hour, which included my teaching the citizen how to read contours. Next was a meeting to plan a training session. Considering that it's 16 degress out, I've still had too much time indoors today.
Such a boring Friday talking about ethics and such.
I miss yesterday.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
I had to do a 90-minute online training for work about "defensive driving". I learned that the part of the headrest that sticks out toward your head is supposed to align with your ears, not your neck. Also I learned that to prevent carjacking, I am supposed to avoid the curbside lane in "high crime areas." And if a potential carjacker tries to trick me by "accidentally" hitting my rear bumper, I'm not supposed to get out of the car; instead, I have to somehow get them to follow me to the nearest gas station or police station. Next I think I will eligible for the training on "paranoid driving."