I love seeing all the illegal businesses in my town show up on google maps.
I love seeing all the illegal businesses in my town show up on google maps.
No better way to start the day than with a bacon breakfast burrito.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less" General Eric Shinseki
I don't think I'm actually going to get any "work" done today. Nothing but meetings and brainstorming sessions.
@PortCityPlanner
#ProudlyAICP
"Ask me about my avatar"
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
The British are just so civilized! I was just reading about some archeology work being done in a 'car park' over there and thought: Wow! A park for cars ... why didn't we think of that?
I have seen
old ships sailing
like swans asleep
I'm on a very important conference call. That's why I have time to be here.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
I hate when one of my kids is sick. They're so loud all the time, but I would take that over them being sick any day of the week.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
It feels helpless, huh? I hate it too. The mean part is that you can't enjoy the peace and quiet because it makes you want them noisy again.Originally posted by btrage
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
Check out this, um.terrifyingcurious video from the hermit kingdom
http://now.msn.com/north-korea-relea...-new-york-city
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
I honestly wished my organization tracked time the way we did the private sector. That way we could truly implement "cost recovery"
Brotip #2418 - know when it's time to switch from being "the little engine that could" to the "little engine that said, 'f*ck it'"
Lunch at my desk, instead of in the truck, restaurant or a picnic table in a park. Another reason to stay outside. I was asked to help with a plan review, and stinky coat stood and talked to me incessantly.
Did I tell you I had my coat dry cleaned after your first stories about "stinky coat"? I was worried I might be that guy!I also spritzed it with a nice, light cologne. I don't know if it mattered, but I FEEL more popular and well-liked now.
I should send you a small gift of some kind....
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
ursus...you make me smile on a day when I'm stressing about a public meeting tonight that I am presenting a world-ending rezoning petition at. thank you friend.Did I tell you I had my coat dry cleaned after your first stories about "stinky coat"? I was worried I might be that guy!
I should send you a small gift of some kind....
And about that rezoning-bosses are making staff recommend approval...if I were the boss, I would not be doing that with this one. Thought it was a bad idea from the start, before receiving all the nasty-grams from the neighbors with personal attacks.
"Never invest in any idea you can't illustrate with a crayon." ~Peter Lynch
Those are the hardest to swallow. The recs you don't want to make. I don't envy you your night. Think about kitties, and smiley faces and grandmas and apple pies. And if it helps, you can imagine that I'm in the back row wearing a Barney the Dinoaur costume, holding a clipboard and taking notes while nodding seriously as you make your recommendation.....
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
Our daughter just got over a bad cold (and gave it to me of course). I was remarking to my wife that even though she had a worse cold last fall, this one seems worse to me because she's older (2 and a half now) and able to understand better that she is sick and it breaks my heart. My wife did good though in pointing out that even though the daughter would continuously cough, throw up phlegm (
"Where free unions and collective bargaining are forbidden, freedom is lost." - 1980 Republican presidential candidate Ronald Reagan
Has anyone seen my motivation?
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.
It's on vacation with mine.
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
Went together to find mine.It's on vacation with mine.
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
So the commissioner is after the sheriff and now I don't get a deputy at my meetings. Doesn't affect me much, but all you had to do is ask. It didn't have to be thrown out during a public meeting without me there.
I know it's not about me, but can't they just whip it out and measure it already?
You haven't ignored the last of me!
wow there is so much in that paragraph
That's the problem. It might not measure very long.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
Sorry, I have all your motivations. Holy crap what a drug!!! Get out of my way I'm working here!!!!!!!!
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
POTD!
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
There are a lot of kids that play soccer. It is an amazing number of kids...
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
How did you know that you are the guy? I thought I had been so discreet. Now, about that cologne........Did I tell you I had my coat dry cleaned after your first stories about "stinky coat"? I was worried I might be that guy!
I should send you a small gift of some kind....
I was just going thru the cookbooks and food magazines, looking for a recipe the guys liked and the kid asked me to make this week. I told the kid I couldn't find it. He opened the fridge, handed me the Hellman's, and said "It's on the label, Mom".
Just another sign that I'm losing my mind.
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