He just wants you to know his dick is bigger than yours. Or at least he thinks so.Originally posted by Dan
He just wants you to know his dick is bigger than yours. Or at least he thinks so.
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
Just how bad was that attempted joke about John Wilkes Booth at the Academy Awards ?
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
No! They pay ALL of it. Don't you know that? You are a government sucker of the teet. I PAY FOR YOU!
Funny thing about that... I calculated once what someone who has a $150k home (about our median value) paid in my salary and it was less than $0.02. Lots of help those people are...
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
I realize that I am involved in a love/hate relationship with diet cola. I hate water. It tastes like poison to me. My glass is empty, the rattling dry bones of ice left in the bottom are depressing me.
I'm going for a drink. I can quit any time I want. I am a liar. Why can't I learn to love water?
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
I just got an e-mail from one of my favorite people, a friend I haven't talked to in years. It just made my day.
My son fractured his femur on this date 12 years ago. What a miserable Oddysey that was.
I have seen
old ships sailing
like swans asleep
Close, a lot of offices have a furlough day today! Be glad you don't I know I am!
We hope for better things; it will arise from the ashes - Fr Gabriel Richard 1805
Try adding flavorings. The Kool-Aid aisle has many options, single-serve packets that turn it into lemonade, tea, fruit punch, you name it.
I started to drink sparkling flavored water....all the fun of carbonation without all the sugar. I am particular to those Sparkling ICE drinks and LaCroix that come in many flavors. Warning, coconut LaCroix tastes like a vacation in a can!
"Never invest in any idea you can't illustrate with a crayon." ~Peter Lynch
I've tried the Crystal Lite route recently. It's helped me cut back. Didn't think of Kool Aid. I likes Kool Aid.
I like ICE, I bought some at Costco. Cool bottles, though I felt a little....girly? Stupid, I know. ON your recommendation I will try some "Vacation in a Can". But, be warned, that's what I'm calling it.
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
Time to pass to go girl energy drink...I like ICE, I bought some at Costco. Cool bottles, though I felt a little....girly? Stupid, I know. ON your recommendation I will try some "Vacation in a Can". But, be warned, that's what I'm calling it.
Brotip #2418 - know when it's time to switch from being "the little engine that could" to the "little engine that said, 'f*ck it'"
Live fantasy baseball draft is finally over after 2 weeks. Live drafts are such cluster $$%##$s.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
Absurd.. almost as bad as a pitcher wanting to test a free agent market for a contract over 200 million, yet can't deliver the goods...
See the 2 Rings
Brotip #2418 - know when it's time to switch from being "the little engine that could" to the "little engine that said, 'f*ck it'"
Just so you know, I drafted Bumgarner, and Romo. I even made Zito my last draft pick. So they better come through in my fantasy league!!Absurd.. almost as bad as a pitcher wanting to test a free agent market for a contract over 200 million, yet can't deliver the goods...
See the 2 Rings
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
Madbum is a quality pick up. Romo I am a little shaky on simply because he put in a lot of innings last year..good luck as for Zeets... man all is forgiven in my book so no ill will thereJust so you know, I drafted Bumgarner, and Romo. I even made Zito my last draft pick. So they better come through in my fantasy league!!
Brotip #2418 - know when it's time to switch from being "the little engine that could" to the "little engine that said, 'f*ck it'"
I'd be enjoying the rain/thunder if it wasn't for the worry that the creek at our entrance road to the subdivision wasn't already close to overflowing the road; and there's a crapload of rain still moving in. Guess I'll just go to sleep enjoying the weather and hope I hear the weather radio if the tornado watch is a worry later...
My new glasses give me a headache in more than one way.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.
I need new glasses, scrip hasn't changed they are just wearing out. Need to figure out how crappy our vision plan is so I can budget for it. The Impala needs new tires and the muffler looked atMy new glasses give me a headache in more than one way.
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
Ack. Just had our first slightly wacko comment on our project's FB page. It is our first foray into social media for a project.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.
To respond or not respond, that is the question. The APA had a pretty good webinar on social media and how to react to these types of challenges. I believe their answer is don't do anything because if you respond to it you validate it to a degree.
@PortCityPlanner
#ProudlyAICP
"Ask me about my avatar"
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
Thanks for the advice. I'll use it going forward! In this case I chose to respond because it was a valid question (albeit asked in a confrontational way) and one I could answer.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.
A wishful move will not happen, Such is life.
I've been using MIO water flavorings to enhance the bland taste of H2O. The girl and I had tried several and she likes the grape whereas I lean towards the berry flavor.
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
There is a town near me that needs to learn how to deal with media. Long story short, but on a local Patch webpage, there was a faux auditor posting up theories of corruption within the town. People jump on the "I hate government' bandwagon, and criticize the organization. The mayor chooses to respond to these various allegations, and while he is able to clarify and refute the allegations, I doubt anyone from the town, such as the CM, actually knows that this was going on. Both sides utilize bad grammar, hostile tones, etc. It was actually pretty interesting to follow though, but it seemed like a nightmare for the organizations PR.
And that concludes staff’s presentation...
Does your City have a social media policy? Our says we will not respond or the response usually is a can "thanks for your input, please if you have any questions please contact blah blah blah"Thanks for the advice. I'll use it going forward! In this case I chose to respond because it was a valid question (albeit asked in a confrontational way) and one I could answer.
Brotip #2418 - know when it's time to switch from being "the little engine that could" to the "little engine that said, 'f*ck it'"
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