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    Super Moderator luckless pedestrian's avatar
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    Fantasy anti-social behaviors

    actually ursus, it's high on my list of fantasy anti-social inapproporiate behaviors I do want to do - throwing a PC out a window, that is...

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    Quote Originally posted by luckless pedestrian View post
    actually ursus, it's high on my list of fantasy anti-social inapproporiate behaviors I do want to do - throwing a PC out a window, that is...
    You have a list of fantasy anti-social inappropriate behaviors to do?!?! I'm completely normal and would never consider such a thing! I want to spray paint grafitti on people who are asleep sunbathing in parks. I also would like to spend some time taking actual candy from actual babies.
    "...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister

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    Super Moderator luckless pedestrian's avatar
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    crap, that was so funny I spit up my coffee but I just awarded post of the day to Suburb Repairman...

    I always wanted to write funny sayings on large lawns/parks using Round Up

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    Moderator note:
    split from RTDNTOTO8

    No doubt LP intended this thought to be its own thread...

    One fantasy anti-social behavior I've long harbored is....showing up to work one day and just telling everything like it is. (..."wow, you know you habitually micrmanage the hell out of every project"..."boy, talk about caving into to political pressure for expedience sake".....)
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Maybe not wearing pants.
    Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.

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    Quote Originally posted by luckless pedestrian View post
    actually ursus, it's high on my list of fantasy anti-social inapproporiate behaviors I do want to do - throwing a PC out a window, that is...
    Ending a presentation with "Peace out" and a mic drop.
    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally posted by Dan View post
    Ending a presentation with "Peace out" and a mic drop.
    ohhhh. That would be awesome!
    Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.

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    Quote Originally posted by luckless pedestrian View post
    . . it's high on my list of fantasy anti-social inapproporiate behaviors . . .
    inappropriate anti-social behaviors..... hmmm...that pretty much describes a normal day for me. Well, at least what is going on in my head as I go through my day. I do need this job.
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    I'd like to pants people as their standing at the podium at PC meetings. I'm sitting right there to the left, and I always want to do it.
    "...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister

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    The PC throw would be classic for me. I just moved to another building and am now on the 15th floor, at one of the busiest corners downtown and the floor to ceiling windows won't open. Oh and we went wireless and just have laptops so it would not be anywhere near as colorful as a tower followed by a monitor, followed by cables......
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    Quote Originally posted by otterpop View post
    inappropriate anti-social behaviors..... hmmm...that pretty much describes a normal day for me. Well, at least what is going on in my head as I go through my day. I do need this job.
    I'm always confused by double negative situations. Are "inappropriate anti-social behaviors" actually appropriate and social? I like to think so.
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    Quote Originally posted by ofos View post
    I'm always confused by double negative situations. Are "inappropriate anti-social behaviors" actually appropriate and social? I like to think so.
    Yes, completely appropriate. Now go smash the copier and knock the cubicle walls down like a stack of dominoes - all while not wearing pants. I see a promotion in your future if you do...
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    posting "f#%^ you" to an inspirational quote on Facebook, Twitter or now even LinkedIn isn't immune

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    Quote Originally posted by luckless pedestrian View post
    posting "f#%^ you" to an inspirational quote on Facebook, Twitter or now even LinkedIn isn't immune
    If you did it....I would "like" your post.
    "...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister

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    Quote Originally posted by ursus View post
    If you did it....I would "like" your post.
    I'd like your post as well, but what you really need is a dislike button. Tell people what you think. I don't like this and I'm not going to acknowledge it by more than a click of my mouse.

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    I've done my share of lawn messages via salt. Usually more obscene than funny.

    For me...
    I want to dress up in a haz-mat suit and chase a squirrel around a park all day. Is that strange?
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    Quote Originally posted by dvdneal View post
    For me...
    I want to dress up in a haz-mat suit and chase a squirrel around a park all day. Is that strange?
    oh yeah, I would want that on YouTube for sure!

    I want to do a Jon Stewart interpretation of a committee meeting recap to the chief elected officials

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    I posted this before on some other thread but its been awhile.


    I'd like to go into the local Mexican restaurant and yell Imagracion! Donde esta las tarjedas verde?
    Fairly anti-social and not politically correct either
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    Changing the sign in front of Einstein's Bagels from "Fresh Bagels" to "Fresh Babies".


    Oh wait, I already did that one.
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    Quote Originally posted by Rygor View post
    Changing the sign in front of Einstein's Bagels from "Fresh Bagels" to "Fresh Babies".


    Oh wait, I already did that one.
    You are awesome.
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    Screaming "SHUT THE EFFF UP!!!!" at people who annoy me.
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    When coworkers start whistling or yelling conversations at each other without getting up from their desks, I want to yell at them and tell them to shut the F up.

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    Quote Originally posted by dandy_warhol View post
    Screaming "SHUT THE EFFF UP!!!!" at people who annoy me.
    Yes! I've actually done that before. Back in college, when I was involved in politics, there was this time where I was really sick, really tired, and working at a phone-bank trying to get a governor elected on the East Coast (we succeeded), and all these people behind me were talking and goofing off, and I turned around and said, "Shut the F*** UP!" Needless to say, it got really quiet and I was able to make my phone calls then.

    At work, I probably couldn't get away with such things as easily, so I wish I was able to do that sometimes.

    Sometimes, I would like to go streaking. I'm kind of weird like that.

    I also want to change the letters on the sign out front of an abandoned Wal-Mart shopping center in Elgin from "Elvis has left the building" to "Elgin sucks at economic development".
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