Los Angeles is burning
San Diego is German for (hahaha! From Anchorman.)
San Francisco is gay (big surprise there)
- Nashville is awesome
- Louisville is for lovers
- Chattanooga is fun
- Lexington is for the birds
- Reno is artown
- Carson City is to Nevada as blank is to Wyoming
- Decatur where its greater
- Duluth is the truth
- Des Moines is not boring
- Kansas City is not in Kansas
- Fort Worth is better than Dallas
- Morgantown is a dump
- Norfolk is sinking
- Anchorage is a song by Michelle Shocked
- Fairbanks is cold [but the temperature was 81°F today !]
Naperville is rich
Bolingbrook is ghetto
Schaumburg is which part of Chicago
Waukegan is ghetto
Skokie is ghetto
Evanston is a great place to live
Aurora is trending
Rockford is awesome
Downers Grove is what to Chicago
Woodstock is overrated
Sycamore is open
Crystal Lake is it real
Peoria is how far from Chicago
Mendota is known for production of
"Life's a journey, not a destination"
East St Louis is a ghetto
Provo is boring
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Bakersfield is Boring
Denver is Guilty
Denver is Awesome
Fresno is Ghetto
more fun to put the state after the name......
Gary Indiana is.....Dangerous
also Ghost Town
East St. Louis is a Hell Hole
Camden is the Most Dangerous City
"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
John Kenneth Galbraith
Phoenix is rising basketball tournament
Phoenix is boring
Phoenix is haute
Phoenix is doomed
Tempe is what part of Phoenix
Tempe is food
Scottsdale is full of douchebags (ha ha ha)
Scottsdale is the worst place on earth
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'No thanks'." - Henry Rollins
Since u19 can't post his search, I did it for him:
- Macy's is hiring*
- Macy's is closing
- Macy's is a bad place to work
- Macy's is open today
- Macy's is evil
- Macy's is a horrible place to work
- Macy's is the worst place to work
- Macy's is expensive
- Macy's is communist
*I just had to look into this "hiring" thing. The answer:
- Macy's is hiring for the holiday
Providence is calling, God must have an iPhone.