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    Cyburbian Raf's avatar
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    Reclaiming our testosterone

    There is a lot of TMI and man card revoking thoughts here folks, so let's turn it around and talk about how much beer we gonna drink this weekend while we are mowing our lawn than head out to the monster truck rally!
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    Quote Originally posted by Raf View post
    There is a lot of TMI and man card revoking thoughts here folks, so let's turn it around and talk about how much beer we gonna drink this weekend while we are mowing our lawn than head out to the monster truck rally!
    I'm supposed to take the kids to a women's gymnastics meet at the University. There won't be monster trucks but I'll probably enjoy looking at the gymnasts' legs. Does that count?
    "...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister

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    Quote Originally posted by ursus View post
    I'm supposed to take the kids to a women's gymnastics meet at the University. There won't be monster trucks but I'll probably enjoy looking at the gymnasts' legs. Does that count?
    Umm.. more points is you said their a**. Carry on
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    I would really love to purposely crash a car.
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    The ends can justify the means.

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    Quote Originally posted by imaplanner View post
    A long time ago I used to wash with irish spring but Mrs. Imaplanner is allergic to something in it. Now I wash with fancy pants body wash that makes me smell like flowers!
    Hmm flowers... I hate how those smell....
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    Quote Originally posted by Hink View post
    Hmm flowers... I hate how those smell....
    Stupid flowers.
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    The ends can justify the means.

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    wow fellas - all this expression of feelings, it's so, so heartwarming...***

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    I was gonna post something sensitive, but I forgot what that was. Guess I'll just sit in my barcalounger pass gas and scratch myself instead.
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Flowery smelling body wash stinks, but washing itself stinks, too. I prefer to let nature and time determine my smell.
    "...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister

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    Quote Originally posted by Maister View post
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    I was gonna post something sensitive, but I forgot what that was. Guess I'll just sit in my barcalounger pass gas and scratch myself instead.
    I miss my old dog. He could drink beer, chew, scratch himself, and clear the room with his farts. If I could have taught him to spit, he'd have been a real man's dog.
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    but I have Brazilian cigars (can I say that out loud?)

    just literally popping in here to say you left a few things back in the random thread, maister...

    [shuts door and completes the stereotype and heads off to yoga and coffee with the girls...]

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    Quote Originally posted by ursus View post
    Flowery smelling body wash stinks, but washing itself stinks, too. I prefer to let nature and time determine my smell.
    Rainwater and beer. Both do the job.
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    I was quickly scanning the thread titles and thought this one was "Reclaiming our Toblerone"

    Now I want a Toblerone.
    "Where free unions and collective bargaining are forbidden, freedom is lost." - 1980 Republican presidential candidate Ronald Reagan

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    Quote Originally posted by WSU MUP Student View post
    I was quickly scanning the thread titles and thought this one was "Reclaiming our Toblerone"

    Now I want a Toblerone.
    I think you lose a few Man PointsTM for that post.

    *joins LP for yoga and tea*
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    Nothing says "I'm a tough manly man" like complaining on the internet about the things your wife won't let you do!
    Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.

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    Quote Originally posted by imaplanner View post
    Nothing says "I'm a tough manly man" like complaining on the internet about the things your wife won't let you do!
    You cut through the BS like you're using a giant gas-powered CHAINSAW! You honor our dishonorable un-manly complaining with your honorable direct and gritty manliness.
    "...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister

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    Quote Originally posted by dandy_warhol View post
    I think you lose a few Man PointsTM for that post.
    Is it possible to go negative in my Man Points balance? I often fear I don't have many to work with.
    "Where free unions and collective bargaining are forbidden, freedom is lost." - 1980 Republican presidential candidate Ronald Reagan

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    Quote Originally posted by WSU MUP Student View post
    Is it possible to go negative in my Man Points balance? I often fear I don't have many to work with.
    Oh yeah. It's possible believe me. I have a zero balance generally speaking and work into the red on a daily basis. It's just part of my nature. Here, hold my hand and we'll talk about it for a while. How does it make you feel when you worry about it?
    "...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister

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    It's all in how you frame it, gentlemen. For example, this morning I woke up and rubbed a friggin' razor blade across my face. How's that for manly? I followed that by starting an internal combustion engine and hurtling a 4,000lb car down the highway.

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    I tell ya steel beer cans are so much more fun to crush on your forehead than those sissy aluminum ones. Hey fellas watch this.......
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Quote Originally posted by Maister View post
    I tell ya steel beer cans are so much more fun to crush on your forehead than those sissy aluminum ones. Hey fellas watch this.......
    What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
    In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.

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    Quote Originally posted by dandy_warhol View post
    What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
    Aren't you supposed to be at yoga class now?! Sheesh!
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    <belch> This weekend I'm going up on the roof for some maintenance, greasing the chimney caps and whatnot, then I'll be cutting up a pressure treated 2x12 with my 9" circular saw to replace the box around the emergency water shut off in the side yard. <snort><spit><fart>

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    ....Yea, its got a Hemi.
    And that concludes staff’s presentation...

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    Quote Originally posted by dandy_warhol View post
    What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
    "Hold my beer and watch this!"


    Quote Originally posted by WSU MUP Student View post
    Is it possible to go negative in my Man Points balance? I often fear I don't have many to work with.
    Yes, in fact when you do you have issued that "low T" cream with all of the side-effects.
    "If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less" General Eric Shinseki

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