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    Quote Originally posted by ofos View post
    I miss my old dog. He could drink beer, chew, scratch himself, and clear the room with his farts. If I could have taught him to spit, he'd have been a real man's dog.
    Talents I am sure he learned from his owner.
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    I have to work on my car this weekend

    wash, wax, & refil wiper fluid
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    ZG may be coming down with a cold or flu and is not interested in eating dinner. So I'm microwaving a frozen carnitas quesadilla and a frozen steak and three cheese chimichanga for my dinner and serving them with a glass or four of red vin ordinaire. I dare you to challenge me that that is not reclaiming some testosterone.


    EDIT: Buzzer just went off.

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    Quote Originally posted by Richmond Jake View post
    ZG may be coming down with a cold or flu and is not interested in eating dinner. So I'm microwaving a frozen carnitas quesadilla and a frozen steak and three cheese chimichanga for my dinner and serving them with a glass or four of red vin ordinaire. I dare you to challenge me that that is not reclaiming some testosterone.


    EDIT: Buzzer just went off.
    You're doing it wrong!
    "He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16

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    Quote Originally posted by kjel View post
    You're doing it wrong!
    Just can't stay out of the clubhouse?
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    is this thread still on?

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    Quote Originally posted by luckless pedestrian View post
    is this thread still on?
    Apparently we need something to jump start us.
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    buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp!
    In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.

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    Quote Originally posted by dandy_warhol View post
    buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp!
    Did you check for chunks?


    fartfartfartfartfartfartfartfart-there I feel better. It's the little ones that are the killers
    When did I go from Luke Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi?

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    after downing a full can of A&W root beer I can burp the alphabet - a fact which always got me in the treehouse (don't touch that one fella, let's not start that one again, I can't go home this weekend!)

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    Damn lp, you set us up with a great opportunity for inappropriate comments - then tell us not to go there. You're a cruel temptress.
    "Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
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    In college, I challenged myself to learn to belch the Gettysburg Address. The best I ever did was the first sentence; however, it was enough to get a date with the chick down the hall that was a history major.

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    This off season I will finally buy a snow blower. Because I am a MAN! A man who likes POWER! And MACHINES!!!!!!
    "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

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    okay, I'll stay out of here

    Quote Originally posted by Planit View post
    Damn lp, you set us up with a great opportunity for inappropriate comments - then tell us not to go there. You're a cruel temptress.
    nothing like a girl to shake up the treehouse

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    Quote Originally posted by Big Owl View post
    In college, I challenged myself to learn to belch the Gettysburg Address. The best I ever did was the first sentence; however, it was enough to get a date with the chick down the hall that was a history major.
    I suspect you coulda bagged an English Lit major if you woulda belched your way through a Shakesperian soliloquay. Chicks dig it when a guy can do those kind of cool things.
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Quote Originally posted by dandy_warhol View post
    buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp!
    Quote Originally posted by luckless pedestrian View post
    after downing a full can of A&W root beer I can burp the alphabet - a fact which always got me in the treehouse (don't touch that one fella, let's not start that one again, I can't go home this weekend!)
    Quote Originally posted by luckless pedestrian View post
    nothing like a girl to shake up the treehouse
    I'm thinking dandy_warhol is Susie and luckless pedestrian must be Rosalyn. In fact, I'm just about positive.
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    Quote Originally posted by Gedunker View post
    I'm thinking dandy_warhol is Susie and luckless pedestrian must be Rosalyn. In fact, I'm just about positive.
    I was thinking more along the lines of either Thelma and Louise or Laverne and Shirley.
    When did I go from Luke Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi?

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    Quote Originally posted by Maister View post
    I suspect you coulda bagged an English Lit major if you woulda belched your way through a Shakesperian soliloquay. Chicks dig it when a guy can do those kind of cool things.
    Those were the young ladies that I introduced to my mother. She didn't ever say anything about settling down or getting married.

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    Quote Originally posted by btrage View post
    This off season I will finally buy a snow blower. Because I am a MAN! A man who likes POWER! And MACHINES!!!!!!
    Well there goes that plan. I go home at lunch and my wife had already shoveled the driveway and sidewalks.
    "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

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    Quote Originally posted by btrage View post
    Well there goes that plan. I go home at lunch and my wife had already shoveled the driveway and sidewalks.
    Your wife is my hero. If she could operate a snow blower I bet you'd love her even more.
    "...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister

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    Quote Originally posted by btrage View post
    This off season I will finally buy a snow blower. Because I am a MAN! A man who likes POWER! And MACHINES!!!!!!
    RJ got a leaf blower last month. Is that as manly as a snow blower?

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    Quote Originally posted by Zoning Goddess View post
    RJ got a leaf blower last month. Is that as manly as a snow blower?
    Only if he bought it for you so he could watch football uninterrupted.
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    Quote Originally posted by ofos View post
    Only if he bought it for you so he could watch football uninterrupted.
    um, that's not manly, that's being an @$$hole

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    Quote Originally posted by luckless pedestrian View post
    um, that's not manly, that's being an @$$hole
    I thought the thread was about testosterone. Now, quit sneaking into the treehouse!
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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