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    Top 999 reasons you miss LP posting in the FAC during Lent

    - she's a dame, and we need all the broads we can get around here!
    - she never seems to take offense if you refer to her as a 'broad' or a 'dame'
    - she hands out more Post Of The Day awards than anyone. And who doesn't like getting awards?
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    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Someone has to keep the rest of you in line.
    I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law. I merely enforce it.

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    Quote Originally posted by dvdneal View post
    Someone has to keep the rest of you in line.
    - As Cyburbia's den mother, she's, well, kinda naughty....
    - she's also one of the few who appreciates the atrocious poetry we write
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    I won't miss her at all!!!!!!!!





































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    Wicked sense of humor.
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    LP is everyone's girlfriend and sister. Eeeeeeeeew, that doesn't sound quite right, does it?
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    Quote Originally posted by ofos View post
    LP is everyone's girlfriend and sister. Eeeeeeeeew, that doesn't sound quite right, does it?
    She's from Maine, not Kentucky

    I got 999 problems, but LP ain't one.
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    Quote Originally posted by ofos View post
    LP is everyone's girlfriend and sister. Eeeeeeeeew, that doesn't sound quite right, does it?
    It sounded normal to me, but I'm from Utah.

    LP has the right mixture of disapproving of and yet somehow encouraging bad behavior. LP's the student teacher you had a crush on. She's that Butterfinger bar you bought at the gas station on the way home even though you knew dinner was mere moments away.....
    "...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister

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    She knows how to prevent hives.

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    She's gone? I didn't notice.





























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    She also is usually the one to laugh at jokes.
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    She posts comments about the plus-size of her breasts.

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    Quote Originally posted by Richmond Jake View post
    She posts comments about the plus-size of her breasts.
    I wish more people would do this.

    Well maybe not Meatloaf.
    "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

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    Is Easter here yet? Dang, I wish it would get here already. If LP agrees to come back before Easter I'll never call her a dame, skirt, or chippie ever again. *




    * broad, however, is still not on the negotiation table
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Will she remember her password ?
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    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    Quote Originally posted by JNA View post
    Will she remember her password ?
    She still posts on other threads, just not FAC. So yes, she knows her password.
    "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

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