We've has John Paul, John Paul II, and Benedict XVI. We don't know who the next pope will be, but even more of a mystery is what they will chose as their name. Here's my wild ass guesses ...
* Pope John Paul Benedict
* Pope Joshua
* Pope Herschel
* Pope Peter II
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
*Pope Peter Paul Mary
*Pope Les Nessman
*Pope Calatrava
*Pope Awesome
I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?
I'm not Catholic but I think no one has ever picked the name Peter because of St. Peter and that no one else should have that name. I think the name could be used but the tradition is not to use it.
It's the price of oil, the war of the spoils, where's your bucket for the big bailout? Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, we've got a lot to drink about!.
Pope John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Whenever he goes out, the people will always shout, "there goes Pope John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt."
And that concludes staff’s presentation...
Pope Judas?
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
I think they should go simple : Pope Bob
"I had an audience with Pope Bob. We just shot the shit. Had a couple brewskies. He's a big Knicks fan, by the way. Then he absolved my sins and we swapped e-mails. Totally a cool dude"
Or go silly:
Pope Onnarope
Pope Poppi
"I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."
~ Otterpop ~
He could mix it up a bit...
- use pope as a middle name? Sir Pope A-Lot
- use pope as a last name? Ijustooka Pope
- go popular Pope Mason
- go old school Pope Caesar
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It would be nice to see some of the names that only got used once given a second chance. There were some great ones on the one hit wonder list.
* Pope Donus II
* Pope Conon II
* Pope Severinus II
* Pope Valentine II
* Pope Formosus II
* Pope Lando II
* Pope Hilarius II
Odds are it's going to be one of the standards that hasn't been used in a while.
* Clement
* Gregory
* Leo
Unlikely, but still possible.
* Benedict
* John
* Paul
* Pius
Long shots:
* Alexander
* Innocent
* Urban
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
Pope Peter II
Why not?
The content contrarian
We obviously should all support this option.Originally posted by Dan
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Dude already has an over-inflated sense of self-worth...
I found you a new motto from a sign hanging on their wall…"Drink coffee: do stupid things faster and with more energy"
Pope Ray-Ray.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.
Popeallicious!
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
Popacetic. Straight up papal satisfaction!
I always liked the sound of Pope Palpatine but that'd be more appropriate for the current pope.
Pope Errie or Pope Mobile would also be interesting.
Pope Il after the great Ron Popeil. Shouldn't a Fisher of Souls have a Pope Il Pocket Fisherman? Lots of other product possibilities, go for it!
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
I'm going with Pope Mobile. I can hear it now, "Hey, there's Pope Mobile in the Popemobile!!"
Pope Suburban
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
Pope New Urban, aka Duany
Pope-Apalooza
Edgar Allen Pope
Pope-Aroni
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