When I start making millions of dollars, I don't want to end up like Elvis or Billy Joel and get robbed like they did by their business managers. What can I do to make sure that doesn't happen?
When I start making millions of dollars, I don't want to end up like Elvis or Billy Joel and get robbed like they did by their business managers. What can I do to make sure that doesn't happen?
Simple, sqaunder the money as fast as you make it. That way you could be like a sports celebrity or Lindasy Lohan.Originally posted by Maister
Give it to me, I'll make sure it is safe.
Cheap hookers and blow.
They can't steal what you've already spent.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
Worry that your rights, and freedoms, are being taken away by socialism, which makes no sense, because rights, and freedoms, are taken away by fascism, but assume that redistribution of wealth is bad, and that capitalism, which you like, is not doing an amazing job of doing it, causing an income disparity of epic proportions, supported by red States, that receive the most welfare, which you are also against.
I appreciate the helpful suggestions, but wouldn't retaining the services of expensive hookers be a more effective means of keeping my surplus money out of the wrong hands?
Another thing... you know how they launch communication, spy, gps, weather, and other satellites every day...if they keep doing it for long enough it'll start to block out the sun's rays on the earth's surface. As that occurs, our solar water heaters are going to become less and less effective!
Confucius say "What goes up, must come down".
I can't deliver UTOPIA, but I can create a HELL for you to LIVE in :)DoD:(
Stuff it in the matteras or get a big vault like Scrooge McDuck has.
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
"Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver
I say get away from the $ standard. When our world ends, you will want gold. Buy tonnes of it, and then build yourself a safe hidden in the ground. Put it all there and spend the rest of your life getting guns and ammo to protect it. Shoot anything that gets near it - wildlife, thieves, children...
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
Simple, stay independent and DON'T even THINK of signing with a record label.
Mike
[QUOTE=Maister;574965]I appreciate the helpful suggestions, but wouldn't retaining the services of expensive hookers be a more effective means of keeping my surplus money out of the wrong hands?[QUOTE]
Depends on how many hookers you want. Quantity over quality?
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
Hookers? Isn't that what they call those funny water pipes?
Invest in high-grade pharmaceutical franchises with street level distributors.Cash transactions only.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
Simple. Invest in a dome. The variety of uses that can come from said dome is greater than one would originally think. Any party members suspected of attempting to steal your money? Encapsulate them in your new dome. Or, in circumstances where multiple individuals are pursuing your money, encapsulate yourself in your new dome with along with your millions of dollars.
Ok, I have to get back to work now.
Buy a cruise ship and convert it to a house. Spend the rest of your days buying enough fuel to cruise around the world. Be sure to stop in Honolulu to pick me up.
No, no, no. Build one humongous pyramid. Your razor blades will always be sharp, food won't spoil, your mental and physical traits will be amplified, and all the money you spend on it will be returned multiplied many times! And that's just the start. Trust me.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
Okay, when the family departs for the Med coast during the winter and we close off the south wing of the house, should we dismiss the head gardener and re-hire a new one next year or should we keep him on retainer along with the butler and head maid until our return?
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
All the time, when taking a shower, I think to myself "you know, the water coming out of the shower head isn't colorful enough." Leave it to our Chinese overlords to solve that problem.
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
Keep him around. He did make a lovely topiary of you on the west lawn.
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
"Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver
I don't understand. The only shrub in the west lawn is that tall arborvitae that's cucumber-shaped. I'm not shaped like a cucumber!
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
No not that one...this one:
That must be the east lawn. My bad.
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
"Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver
What is a head gardener? Is that, like, someone that grows weed? Or maybe does Chia Pets that look like the president?
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
No give it to me.Give it to me, I'll make sure it is safe.
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