Starting my mid-life crisis this morning. Do women still find me desireable?
I originally hadn't planned on starting my mid-life crisis until August 27th (49th b-day, you know) of this year, but noticed I had some available space on the calendar this week and decided to start it now instead while I don't have quite so many other competing issues to deal with and can focus on my angst more effectively.
I also don't have the necessary funds available to purchase a red sports car, so I'd be happy for any other suggestions you might have for alternatives. Thanks in advance.