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Thread: Lawyerly Cleverness! (A True Story????)

  1. #1

    Oct 2001
    Solano County, California

    Lawyerly Cleverness! (A True Story????)

    A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of
    these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against
    the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

    The lawyer sued....and won!

    In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance
    company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated
    nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company
    in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and
    also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire,
    without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire,"
    and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy
    and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

    NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check,
    the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of
    ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the
    previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was
    sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.

    This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the
    recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

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    Cyburbian Planderella's avatar
    Dec 1998
    I suppose next comes the suit for lung cancer from the cigar smoking.....good grief!
    "A witty woman is a treasure, a witty beauty is a power!"

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    Cyburbian statler's avatar
    Jul 2002
    Boston Area
    Sorry to be the wet match (so to speak) but our good friends at snopes.com seem to think this story is false
    "So, if a city has a personality, maybe it also has a soul. Maybe it dreams." -Gaiman

  4. #4

    Oct 2001
    Solano County, California

    Oh Well.

    It was a little too flip to be true. Still, a great story

  5. #5
    I was starting to get pissed as I read the story, until the ending.

    I hope it's true - the last part anyway.

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