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    Cyburbian nerudite's avatar
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    Why American girls are moving north...

    Hopefully, this won't be termed as "nasty"!

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    A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call
    on his cellphone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and
    orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Canadian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

    Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Canuck just shrugs, "That's about average up North, folks... like I said, my boy's a typical Canadian baby boy."

    Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard.

    One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

    Two weeks later the Canadian returns to the bar. The bartender
    says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Canadian baby that
    weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you....... so how much does he weigh now?"

    The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."

    The Canadian father takes a slow swig from his Molson beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised".

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    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin

    Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"

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    Cyburbian Habanero's avatar
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    I knew a Canadien once...

    When Jesus said "love your enemies", he probably didn't mean kill them.

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    What the story doesn't tell you is that he was born with no teeth, and that is what he'll look like again around age 10 from playing hockey

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    Hockey player= good stick handling skills.
    When Jesus said "love your enemies", he probably didn't mean kill them.

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    Nasty!

    I thought this was going to be a joke akin to going down south on American girls...

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    Cyburbian Jen's avatar
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    I thought this was going to be a scholary missive on the emigration patterns of american woman.

    This is happening in my family, we are southerners who have left the south for good and have moved north...

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