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    Cyburbian Wannaplan?'s avatar
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    Inspirational messages that arenít doing it for me

    Note to self: If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for eight years, you can believe in yourself for like five seconds. Okay? You got this!

    Source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/360147301435875561/

    Why this isnít doing it for me: First, I found it on Pinterest. I mean, what kind of cult is this? Second, Santa Claus brought me gifts... for free! I canít do that! Stuff costs money, you know? I donít got this, really. And letís be honest about Santa while weíre at it. Heís a screwed up guy. Seriously! When I was four, he let me sit on his lap, and I cried and cried. Mother has the pictures to prove it. Plus, he employs a bunch of little people to perform hard labor. Maybe ďemployĒ isnít the right word. I think theyíre more like slaves. Heck, these days, Santa has gone so far as to box his elves up and sell them to retailers. This is some sick stuff. They donít call it Elf Trafficking, nope never, no way. Itís called "Elf On the Shelf" and heís only $24.99 at Target. Santa is a bastard.

    I feel better already!

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    Quote Originally posted by Wannaplan? View post
    Plus, he employs a bunch of little people to perform hard labor. Maybe ďemployĒ isnít the right word. I think theyíre more like slaves. Heck, these days, Santa has gone so far as to box his elves up and sell them to retailers. This is some sick stuff. They donít call it Elf Trafficking, nope never, no way. Itís called "Elf On the Shelf" and heís only $24.99 at Target. Santa is a bastard.
    I found you a new motto from a sign hanging on their wallÖ"Drink coffee: do stupid things faster and with more energy"

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    I'm pretty sure that nothing that happens today is going to be better than this post. It's a shame that the day peaked before I even technically had to be at work.

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