hee!
hee!
What a great invention, you really can use that stuff for everything.
yowch thats gonna hurt the skin
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin
Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"
LOL! I must admit, she'd look fantastic if her neckline was just 1/4 inch higher.
Shut up! That is too funny...
I bet she felt like a dumbass when she saw the picture....
If you were the dude who took her home...
"Mmmm... You look so nice." As he slips the spaghetti strap from her shoulder, "Hey?! What the f___?!"
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ha ha, do you think anything else was taped? Really though, I hope she used pre-wrap.Originally posted by Mastiff
If you were the dude who took her home...
"Mmmm... You look so nice." As he slips the spaghetti strap from her shoulder, "Hey?! What the f___?!"
When Jesus said "love your enemies", he probably didn't mean kill them.
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