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    Cyburbian el Guapo's avatar
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    If you could only punch one person, who would it be?

    Yes, it's a juvenile question. I know - "violence never solves anything" - whatever. But if you could take that one deliciously righteous swing whose nose would it connect with? Oh, and yes you do get legally away with it if this helps you any.

    If this outrages the pacifists in the crowd feel free to choose me for asking the question.

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    I'll go first.

    Michael Moore in all his glory.


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    Right now it would be the carnie that works in my office, I'd love to take that guy out into the parking lot right now.
    When Jesus said "love your enemies", he probably didn't mean kill them.

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    Up until Wisconsin's new Governer was sworn in yesterday, it was Acting Gov. Scott McCallum, because he was such a pompous ass. Now that he is gone, I would have to go with Milwaukee Police Chief Art Jones, who is the most incompetent, arrogant, petty, vindictive, defiant person to ever hold office. You would have to live here to understand how screwed up this guy is.
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    Craig Benson, NH's new governor. Wants to screw up every local government's budget this year by not providing the state aid to education that EVERY community has budgeted for in accordance with the state law.....
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    I would need to put my answer in a less public forum.

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    I'd punch the nose of whoever wrote the Canadian Customs laws. I paid about $150 to accept presents from the States for Christmas... after I explained that they were gifts, I was told the GST was refundable but the majority of the fees were for the inspection (about $100 worth), and those are not refundable.

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    Re: I'll go first.

    Originally posted by El Guapo
    Michael Moore in all his glory.

    Hmm, I'm surprised you want to punch a fellow NRA member. (Yup, he's been a member since he was about 7yo and from what I can tell, has no plans to give up his membership.)
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    Originally posted by bturk
    I would need to put my answer in a less public forum.
    Ditto....

    I wouldn't want it to come back to haunt me in court as "pre-meditation"

    But he knows who he is....

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    Re: Re: I'll go first.

    Originally posted by statler


    Hmm, I'm surprised you want to punch a fellow NRA member. (Yup, he's been a member since he was about 7yo and from what I can tell, has no plans to give up his membership.)
    Wow - That would stop me cold in my tracks. Thanks, I amost made a huge mistake. Ok, then. Katie Couric.

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    I also had someone that tops my list, but cannot post it here.
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    There is a certain councillor that may still get his from me.

    After my last run in with this person, Miramichi justice was explained to me and it was strongly inferred that if I decked him no one in the room would see anything but the reports in front of them.

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    Wow, I guess that it is a good thing, but it took me a while to think about who i would like to punch out! I've finally settled on Pat Robertson.

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    Re: Re: Re: I'll go first.

    Originally posted by El Guapo


    Ok, then. Katie Couric.
    See, now you are thinking rationally!
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: I'll go first.

    Originally posted by statler


    See, now you are thinking rationally!

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    Pat Robertson

    Hey, KMAteja, dittos on the Pat Robertson!

    http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/200...omo/index.html

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    I'd love to jump onstage and punch Madonna. I'm sick of everyone around the world saying that she's a genius because she changes images every year. She's no different than any other entertainer who uses sex and controversy as publicity tools. Of course now her kid is a publicity tool too. Now that she's been around for decades people admire her as some sort of American institution. I can't wait until she is a laughable old woman full of botox.

    - hey, you asked.

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    Originally posted by Seabishop
    - hey, you asked.
    She's on my short list too...

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    Jessica Lange or any other celebrity who leaves the country and bad mouths US/Pres. Bush. If it's that bad, give up the millions, get elected to an office and make the changes you want. Oh, giving up the money is too much to sacrifice...

    On the local list, the person in charge of paychecks where I work.

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    Re: Pat Robertson

    Originally posted by BKM
    Hey, KMAteja, dittos on the Pat Robertson!

    http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/200...omo/index.html
    BKM! That was awesome. I forgot that I totally hate Jerry Fallwell too. Can I get two punches?

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    Re: Re: Pat Robertson

    Originally posted by KMateja
    Can I get two punches?
    AWARD: ONE BONUS PUNCH TO KELLY

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    my list would be long and scary
    Sharone and Arafat for not growing up and getting with the program *and this is from a christian converting to a jew*

    my ex husband-ehough said

    religious fanatics on both ends-read fallwell, robertson and those Railien nuts

    the man i moved to Dc to marry-the start of Plannergirls love life thread*

    ok give me time and ill think of some more
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    Originally posted by PlannerGirl
    *and this is from a christian converting to a jew*
    Hey, I'm a Jew who became a Christian. Now we can both try to convert eachother back.

    I hope you didn't convert for the jokes like that guy on Seinfeld.

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    you know you want to

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    Originally posted by The Irish one
    you know you want to
    if only for wearing those glasses!

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