Get a nice government job. Ask muggie for a reference. Then you can post like there is no tomorrow!Originally posted by Planderella
You get pissed when you fall off the top ten posters list.
Get a nice government job. Ask muggie for a reference. Then you can post like there is no tomorrow!Originally posted by Planderella
You get pissed when you fall off the top ten posters list.
LOL Certainly not jefe....Originally posted by El Guapo
You know I'm not Hispanic.
"Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund
oh jezz i joined in late march and im over 980 posts-number 7 in the list of high posters.
i check the boards like its dope, if i wake up in the middle of the night...off to Cyburbia i go!
i talk about Trixies and Chads and most folks dont have a clue.
i make time on my vacations to meet the great Dan Tasman our glorious leader.
sigh i need professional help!
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin
Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"
Remember when I was outted?Originally posted by NHPlanner
LOL Certainly not jefe....
you log on as soon as you get to work because it's the only overlap time you get with other cyburbanites who are finishing work for the day (it's 8:20am right now)
Yeah. Lot of that going around.
.....you get excited because you started a thread which spans 2 pages in less than 12 hours.
You think of a hopping squirrel and giggle any time you hear or see the word "whee".
Yes, we are a very exclusive Clube. hee!Originally posted by Michael Stumpf
Let me add another...
You not only know what it means, but you are desperately posting to be a member of the 1,000 Clube.
And then start singing in your head:Originally posted by nerudite
You think of a hopping squirrel and giggle any time you hear or see the word "whee".
Gonads and Strife
Gonads and Stife
Gonads and Striiiiiiiiiife!
WHEEE!
The first thing you do after you get either pissed off, or elated, is post it on cyburbia and hope there's someone out there that would understand.
Exactly! Or... to be even worse. I shared that little gem with my b.f. (it's sad how we rope our significant others into here, huh???)... and a few weeks afterwards he bought some type of deodorant that the scent was "lightning"... so for awhile he would sing:Originally posted by KMateja
And then start singing in your head:
Gonads and Strife
Gonads and Stife
Gonads and Striiiiiiiiiife!
WHEEE!
Armpits in the lighting, in the lightning!
Cyburbia has even affected my loved ones.
You see this and instantly think of El Guapo (this guy has 2 more...one on the street and one that he takes to work)
"I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
- Homer Simpson
Originally posted by jtfortin
You see this and instantly think of El Guapo (this guy has 2 more...one on the street and one that he takes to work)Off-topic:
The one on the left is an '85 244 GL. Note the left rear mud flap. Common failure.
The one on the right is a '84 - 244 Turbo - DL.
This could be my long lost twin brother. He has afterall sought out the land of Volvo's and Beer.
One of his neighbors is complaining becuase they think he is renting out his house to college students. I think that he just has a lot of Volvos so it appears that many people are living there. Maybe you could help explain "Volvo Obsession" to them. My brother is somehow afflicted with the sameVolvo Obsession, but he is currently without Volvo, but is activly seeking one...
"I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
- Homer Simpson
When you read the Mummer's Parade was cancelled due to weather, you immediately thought of poor mike d'vuono.
Originally posted by bturk
Yeah. Lot of that going around.
{Wiping up the ice tea I spit all over my desk}
You think of dead kittens when you.....ahem......
All of a sudden you realize that the other person may have a point about a cherished view you hold. Thus conservatives understand liberals better, and liberals understand conservatives better. But you go away still knowing they are WRONG about everything else!
Discussions of Volvo Obsessions turn to discussions of Vulva ObsessionsOriginally posted by jtfortin
One of his neighbors is complaining becuase they think he is renting out his house to college students. I think that he just has a lot of Volvos so it appears that many people are living there. Maybe you could help explain "Volvo Obsession" to them. My brother is somehow afflicted with the sameVolvo Obsession, but he is currently without Volvo, but is activly seeking one...
You are sitting around on a friday afternoon thinking "it's 2:45 in Wisconsin right now... I wonder if bturk will hit 2000 today?"
Oh Baby! A goal!Originally posted by nerudite
You are sitting around on a friday afternoon thinking "it's 2:45 in Wisconsin right now... I wonder if bturk will hit 2000 today?"
You sit around saying....damn we got 47 online right now....on 41 to go for the new record baby!!
you say something on board and are threatened to have PG or one of her friends chastise you.
Don't you post things here in the hopes that PG or one of her friends will chastise you? Maybe I've been under the wrong impression.Originally posted by donk
you say something on board and are threatened to have PG or one of her friends chastise you.
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