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    Cyburbian el Guapo's avatar
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    Originally posted by TexasPlanner
    Do you tell more people "no" at the end of the day?
    My wife ups her No quotient to 87% by 10:00 pm...






    It's just a joke honey! Put down the knife!

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    Cyburbian Jeff's avatar
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    How many acres of wetlands can I destroy today?

    Historic Landmark? What historic landmark?

    Steam ENcroachment Permits: Who needs 'em?

    You want a $500K house and a dry basement? Well you're just gonna have to pay a premium for that lot...

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    Who I'd fire if I was boss for the day-
    When Jesus said "love your enemies", he probably didn't mean kill them.

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    Intellegent and insightful comments overheard at a public hearing.
    "I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

    - Homer Simpson

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    Originally posted by bturk


    You know, this should actually be a real thread - should be split it off?
    Yes.
    "I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

    - Homer Simpson

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    Cyburbian Emeritus Chet's avatar
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    If firemen have calendars, why cant planners?

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    Cyburbian ecofem's avatar
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    Originally posted by jtfortin
    Intellegent and insightful comments overheard at a public hearing.

    This would be a relatively short thread.

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    Cyburbian Emeritus Chet's avatar
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    Where I hide the bodies.


    How much should I expect to get in kickbacks for rezoning 35 acres Agriculture to M-2 Heavy Industry?


    Why planners like engineers.


    Identify your office candy jar.

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    Originally posted by bturk
    If firemen have calendars, why cant planners?
    Because blue shirts and khaki pants aren't seen as sexy.

    More very, very short threads.

    "Check out my eBay auction! Complete JAPA set 1980-2000, including the rare "New Paradigms of Equity Planning" edition!"

    "FLAME: Who keeps changing the presets on the stereo in the staff car to religious and mariachi stations?"

    "Let's see pictures of your public hearing notification signs!"

    "Tell me about St. Joseph, Missouri."

    "Should 'streets' run north-south or east-west?"

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    Anyone want to review the minutes of the last Creve Couer Accordion Club meeting?

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    Cyburbian Emeritus Chet's avatar
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    *Repost*

    Does this look infected?

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    Top 10 Ways to Occupy Your Time When Cyburbia is Down for Repairs

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    Cyburbian Emeritus Chet's avatar
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    Originally posted by Planderella
    Top 10 Ways to Occupy Your Time When Cyburbia is Down for Repairs
    Somehow I doubt 'work' made the list.

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