1) I really don't want to be at work right now. I want to go home and sleep and spend time with Chad (wink wink).
2) I don't really want to hear the sob story your giving me about why your house is trashed and you need grant money to fix it up. I understand your home needs some minor repairs, but it doesn't take money to keep your crap picked up off your lawn.
3) I have a nextel, work issued, and don't mind it. It's better than the stinkin' radios we were supposed to carry before the nextels. What can I say...we are behind the times. But having some way to communicate with other employees is great and I was able to cancel my personal cell phone and use just this one.
4) My dream house - a huge ass house sitting on 50 acres in the middle of nowhere, with a big garage to park my Envoy.
Given some more time, I could think of some more, but this is a start.