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    Cyburbian el Guapo's avatar
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    Caption Contest: Fun with war photos #1.

    Give us your best caption for this photo...

    el Guapo is a former 20 year +/- urban planner (just like you) who thought becoming an attorney was a good life choice.

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    "Just because you guys won doesn't mean I have to pull your finger!"
    el Guapo is a former 20 year +/- urban planner (just like you) who thought becoming an attorney was a good life choice.

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    "When deployed for months on end, my hand is my amusement park"

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    "So we finish 36 holes and I'm standing there waiting for my money and Saddam makes like he is going to stiff me. I go 'hey Saddam, how about something for the effort.' Saddam says "I will not be tipping you today, but I will promote you to a two-star caddy. So, I got that going for me."
    el Guapo is a former 20 year +/- urban planner (just like you) who thought becoming an attorney was a good life choice.

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    So this jerk Geraldo Rivera keeps asking me these questions, he's really getting on my nerves, so when he's not looking, I stick my hand down the crack of my non-showered in 3 months ass, turn back to him, tell him I must report back to Abdul and wish him well, giving him the "stink palm" before I leave.

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    Iraqi "Yes, and I'll control all of the loot I collect on this side of the street'

    American "No, now don't forget the loot tax, I get 75 percent of whatever you take."

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    "Hmmm. You want a shot at getting one of the U.S. Army nurses? Well, first, get rid of that ridiculous beret... Second..."
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    "You have a low hanging booger - let me get that for you."

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    "So you are saying lap dances were only one dollar at that club we bombed? Damn!"

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    Iraqi: "...So then I say to Saddam, 'That's not a camel, that's my sister!' Ha Ha."

    American,wagging his finger: "Sick! Dude, that is just wrong"
    Last edited by biscuit; 14 Apr 2003 at 4:30 PM.

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    I want to say just one word to you -- just one word -- plastcs.

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    "C'mon man, 1 dollar for just 1 sip"

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    "... so Uday says 'Shopping spree? I thought you said shooting spree!' "
    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    "I'm glad you asked. You see, I used to run the electric cattle prod in one of Saddam's torture dungeons for infidels and traitors back in the 90's until I got this wicked case of Carpal Tunnel. No matter what I do, I can't really stick a guy hard in the groin without some serious numbness up to my elbow for days. My doctor tells me it is going to be expensive to the get the surgery. So, under your new regime, can I claim worker's comp on an injury sustained in a prior regime? Should I talk to my HMO or a lawyer, what do you think, Bob? Is this going to cost me out-of-pocket or is there coverage? And don't give me that damn AFLAC Goose imitation again or I'll kick your pasty white ass."
    el Guapo is a former 20 year +/- urban planner (just like you) who thought becoming an attorney was a good life choice.

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    We call this Iraqi whacky. It will shock and awe! This true weapon of mass destruction!
    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    I know this is bad... but...

    "You mean under American law, I only get one wife???"

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    This one should be funny:

    "You have an interesting country."

    Har har!

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    Son...this is a hard thing to talk about but I'm going to try to explain to you about the birds and the bees......you see, women have this little thingy........"
    "A witty woman is a treasure, a witty beauty is a power!"

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