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    Cyburbian Zoning Goddess's avatar
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    Erection question

    OK, now that I've lured ya'll in....I need help from all the evil-minded planners out there!

    We are opening a new trail bridge across Interstate 4 next month. The guys on our team refer to it as "The biggest erection in Seminole County". The other lady on our team, and I, are looking for some fun ideas for gag gifts for the guys, based on their erection label. Any ideas?

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    A crane? Squirt guns? Maybe a couple of balls. Or just donuts.

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    are you thinking sexual in nature? how about a jar of pickles (or just one of those big fat ones from a convenient store)? What about magnum condoms?

    If not, how about some wooden blocks or an erector set or some Legos??

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    Something that may be found hidden in a lady's dresser drawer.

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    Originally posted by Seabishop
    Something that may be found hidden in a lady's dresser drawer.
    Are you thinking a vibrator!!

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    A Hummer!

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    Originally posted by Michael Stumpf
    A Hummer!
    LOL... yeah... find a hotwheels hummer. too funny!

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    I'll vote Hummer too.

    *thinks to self, someday gotta meet Zoning Godess*

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    Since it is a trail bridge I would suggest a specialized body geometry saddle for their bikes.

    They are supposed to minimize numbing of the plumbing.
    Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....

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    I hate to rain on the party, but is this done in the office?
    Any form of sexual inuendo is being used for lawsuits for money grabs.

    Word of warning (I could tell you stories) be careful.

    On the other hand, why not hire a stripper and have sing some
    nasty ryme about the project?

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    I vote stripper

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    How about one of those giant inflatable penises that your see bachleorettes carrying around.
    "I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

    - Homer Simpson

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    or the penis water bottles they drink out of? Or a blow up doll to erect inside?

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    Originally posted by Mike D.
    I vote stripper
    I'm with Mike...strippers make EVERYTHING better. I defy you to find a situation not enhanced by the mere presence of a stripper.
    "Dear Prudence...won't you open up your eyes? "

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    Originally posted by prudence
    I defy you to find a situation not enhanced by the mere presence of a stripper.
    Honeymoons.

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    I disagree... my honeymoon would have
    been better with a few strippers....

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    Originally posted by Downtown
    Honeymoons.
    What!!!

    What could be better than to snuggle up with your new bride and a stripper in a tropical paradise?

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    I don't think a stripper can do anything about that nasty STD (unless she's stripping her way through medical school)!!!

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    Originally posted by Michael Stumpf
    A Hummer!
    That's right. The "biggest erection in Seminole County" gets a Hummer from the ladies.

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    sex

    Originally posted by green lizard
    I hate to rain on the party, but is this done in the office?
    Any form of sexual inuendo is being used for lawsuits for money grabs.

    Word of warning (I could tell you stories) be careful.

    On the other hand, why not hire a stripper and have sing some
    nasty ryme about the project?
    You're right. Be afraid, be very afraid.
    A sexual ahrassment suit can be based on creating an atmosphere that is objectionable, and it could be used to settle an old, unrelated score.
    WALSTIB

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    Ya'll are too funny! Thanks for the ideas, I would never have thought of the hummer.

    I'm not gonna worry about getting in trouble. We'll be discreet. Our team is very close and everyone has a sick sense of humor. But thanks for the cautions.

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