I hate dogs and I do not undestand why people keep them in their homes. I hate it when I go to someone’s house and and this big dumb animal jumps on me and licks me. I hate having to act like someone’s dog is cute when its jumping on me. I hate the way they crap on the sidewalk, bark at night, and sniff you, and I hate how people use pit bulls as status symbols in the ‘hood. I not much more fond of cats or other pets either. Don’t get me wrong – I respect all creatures and wish them no harm. I’d rather just appreciate them from afar like I would an elephant at the zoo. I’m sure some people think this way about my kids (although they are inarguably cute).
I’ve come to think that Flock of Seagulls were kind of cool in a grand, space-age sort of way.
Sometimes I still crave the chicken nuggets and mashed potatoes from my high school cafeteria.
When I was 19, I swerved on the ice and crashed into a parked police car who was at the scene of another accident. I thought I was going to get a billy club beating, but they just gave me a $70 ticket. It was frustrating because I was a very "good" kid unlike most of my peers who were little alcoholics and potheads.
I have no desire to ever take my family to Disney World. I do not think its my responsibility as a parent to go there.