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    Cyburbian Emeritus Chet's avatar
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    Identify Your Epitaph

    If you had one sentence to put on your grave stone what would it be?

    I'm thinking,

    That's It? Huh.

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    If you are reading this, I never met you.

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    Tombstone (pizza?)

    I like pepper on my cottage cheese and shave about once a week
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    Every day is today. Yesterday is a myth and tomorrow an illusion.

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    Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

    or

    These weary bones, resting under the drums and tramplings of three conquests.
    Last edited by Richmond Jake; 06 Jun 2003 at 2:17 PM.
    Annoyingly insensitive

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    do a bl for me and exhale into this tube.I really need to hotbox right now. I'm sure you understand.
    Last edited by The Irish One; 06 Jun 2003 at 2:57 PM.

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    "The current application has preformed an illegal operation and must be shut down" :p

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    Youíre standing on my nuts!!!

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    I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night


    OR

    If your reading this someones A$$ is gonna pay-i TOLD them to cremate me!
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin

    Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"

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    sooooooooooooper
    Last edited by The Irish One; 06 Jun 2003 at 3:57 PM.

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    " You still can't do it over my dead body."

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    Iím going to grab your leg . . . . NOW!


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    epitaph

    "i hardley knew me"
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    how about this cynical classic

    Life sucks and then you die.

    or

    Life's a bitch and then you die.

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    funeral costs

    they're getting so high..

    mine will say.....

    "...he enriched the lives of us all".. -brought to you by PEPSI.. the choice of a new generation!
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    This is what it will really be:

    Sergeant U.S. Army
    Persian Gulf War

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    Originally posted by EG
    This is what it will really be:

    Sergeant U.S. Army
    Persian Gulf War
    not Operation Desert Storm?

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    Cyburbian Emeritus Chet's avatar
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    Originally posted by EG
    This is what it will really be:

    Sergeant U.S. Army
    Persian Gulf War
    Morbid question:
    Are you thinking of being laid to rest in Arlington?

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    I hear from the folks in Leavenworth they officially call it the Persian Gulf War on the tombstones - You would be suprised at the number of soldiers already dead from the post-war period. Arlington is for military overachievers or donors to the Clinton campaign. There are some people that need dug up. That dirtbag sold everything he could.

    I'll end up at a VA cemetery.

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    Arlington

    here is the link for ANC and the various requirements to get in

    I was told when i was there in Dec that they are going to tear down the Navy Annex and add that land to the cemetary so a huge new section will open up.

    http://www.arlingtoncemetery.org/fun...ion/index.html


    if you get a chance its a place i urge anyone to visit-going to the place where the Pentagon dead are (overlooking the place where they died) is pretty upsetting
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin

    Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"

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    Originally posted by Chet
    Morbid question:
    Are you thinking of being laid to rest in Arlington?
    I think this calls for a new thread/poll!

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    Yep. Still Dead.

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