There are some practical jokes you know you’ll never pull. Get them off your chest now.
As city planner it would be funny to send an official eminent domain letter to the Planning Director, but I don’t know if he’d appreciate the joke. Another good one is to pretend some horrible use wants to locate here, but we are growth hungry and we already have Walmart so it would have to be nasty.
Also there’s a guy who works at the counter of a local pizza place we go to a lot. He’s got a big tatttoo of a unicorn on his forearm. We call him “Einhorn.” I’ve been dying to go in there with the same tattoo drawn on my forearm to see if he’d notice but I’ll never do it.