We all know that many cities, officially or unofficially, have their own motto's, such as New York "The City So Nice, They Named it Twice" or Philadelphia "City of Brotherly Love".
But how about coming up with some new mottos that, while they may be less than complimentary of the town in question, are at least honest?
Here are a few that I have come up with:
Detroit: "See it while it's still there"
San Francisco: "50,000 gay guys and a straight guy named Stanley"
Toledo: "If it's significant - it's demolished"
Chicago: "Putting the NOISe in ILLINOIS"