I want to come up with handy items that planners really need in their daily work. I'll start.
1. A coal miner's head lamp and hard hat (For when the Planning Commission caves in on something)
2. A gross of crying towels. (For developers or whomever who don't like the staff report)
3. A case of KY jelly. (For obvious reasons)
4. Mobile defibrilators (For staff, useful when the Commission agrees with the staff or says something intelligent).