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Poll results: How should white-collar criminals report to jail?

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  • Nude, chained, humilated

    1 5.26%
  • Dressed, gov't issue jumpsuits

    5 26.32%
  • Dressed to the "9's" - it's their last chance

    0 0%
  • I don't care: they just report to Bubba anyway

    13 68.42%
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Thread: Do You Think Martha Dressed Him 1st?

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    Do You Think Martha Dressed Him 1st?

    Former ImClone founder Sam Waksal arrives at federal prison. (Reuters)

    Saw this in today's press and call me sardonic and cynical (how can you be otherwise after reading about what this slime did?) but, is it time for a dress code for white collar criminals who are reporting to prison for some "rest and relaxation" at the courtesy of us working-stiff taxpayers? I mean, look at this guy...he looks like he's dressed for a Saturday afternoon at the Hamptons or SoHo!

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    Cyburbian Otis's avatar
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    No belt. Wise. We don't want any hangin's.

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    Is that a pink shirt? He should get along just fine in prison.

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    He should have dressed a little "younger" (good rug, lose the John Lennon glasses) if he wants to get in with a more popular set in the joint. No, Martha would have sent him in with some craft kits for "Making escape knives from macaroni and cheese" or "Chilling out with other federal prisoners: how to make margaritas with pen food".

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    He looks like he fits the part, after all he is going to federal prison. His life will now be about as demanding as if he had been sentenced to the local library
    Cheers,
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    hehe let those guys who have not seen a woman in a while see him in that pink-hhehehe he will be someones...project
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin

    Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"

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    Orange jumpsuit and shackles baby.

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    Originally posted by Mike D.
    Orange jumpsuit and shackles baby.
    and some good lube in the pocket.
    When Jesus said "love your enemies", he probably didn't mean kill them.

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    Originally posted by Habanero
    and some good lube in the pocket.
    My wife sells a product like that.
    “As soon as public service ceases to be the chief business of the citizens, and they would rather serve with their money than with their persons, the State is not far from its fall”
    Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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