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    Cyburbian Plus Zoning Goddess's avatar
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    Date with a porn star

    Here's your chance, guys!

    http://www.local6.com/politics/2418525/detail.html

    A "dinner date" for a $5k campaign contribution. Comments?

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    Well if most politicians are whores to special interest anyway, you have to respect Mary Carey for at least following through.

    I wonder...If you've given her $5k does she still expect you to pick up the check at dinner?

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    sweet

    Once again, we have a thread name that the Googlebots are going to LOVE.

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    Does it include a "happy ending" ??

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    The whole money raising idea is interesting but my eye caught on the other news.
    5 year olds swimming with alligators
    abandonded baby
    It is all a matter of perspective!!!

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    Ewww. She is not an attractive woman. Who did she have to sleep with to become an actress?

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    Re: sweet

    Originally posted by Chet
    Once again, we have a thread name that the Googlebots are going to LOVE.
    Googlebots, who are they?

    Edit: Duh, people who google topics right?
    Last edited by H; 20 Aug 2003 at 10:55 AM.
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    Gotta' love her platform.

    1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination.

    2. Tax breast implants. From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use of implants!)

    3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.

    4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing the deficit. Californians will get to see their government in action - literally! (Also, we will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn’t all fall on the shoulders of Californians.)

    5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets. Dealing with the violence and injuries associated with handguns is a huge drain on our state's resources.

    6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.

    7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.

    8. I will fight the federal government's attempts to harass the adult video industry. Adult video is an $11 billion industry that creates more than $23 million in taxes each year for the state of California. We can't afford to lose this tax base!
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    6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.

    I can see it now, "After meeting with Ambassador Candi at the Marriot, the Governer of Oregon agreed to a great low rate for California."

    She would probably win in Nevada.

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    Originally posted by Cardinal
    Ewww. She is not an attractive woman. Who did she have to sleep with to become an actress?
    She acts? Incidently, I did see her on Howard Stern one night, flushing her head in his toilet.

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    Re: Date with a porn star

    Originally posted by Zoning Goddess
    Here's your chance, guys!

    I'd take you any day ZG, over her.

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    No cigar for Huston

    Originally posted by Huston
    Googlebots, who are they?

    Edit: Duh, people who google topics right?
    *Opens his Googlebots for Dumies book*

    Basically, Googlebots are the automated indexers that are also called web crawlers. They roam the web assembling key words for the google index.

    Remember the day Cyburbia had over 300 people online at one time? Its because we had a thread titled www.donotcall.gov and a 'bot picked it up and indexed it. People Gooling for the government web site would see it as a potential match in their Google searches, click, and wah-la! Welcome to Cyburbia.

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    Re: Re: Date with a porn star

    Originally posted by SlaveToTheGrind
    I'd take you any day ZG, over her.
    Awwww.

    (blushes)

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    the google bots have not found this thread, yet, i checked.
    Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....

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    When I grow up can I be a googlebot?
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    7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.

    This might not be to bad of an idea if you think about it! Although it would interupt their job search.
    It is all a matter of perspective!!!

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    7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.
    This is a brilliant idea, it should be mandatory.

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    its funny

    I don't support this type of idea, dating with a slut who open up dresses before the camera for just money

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    Quote Originally posted by nirjhor00 View post
    I don't support this type of idea, dating with a slut who open up dresses before the camera for just money
    Why hasn't Dan banned you yet?

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    Quote Originally posted by nirjhor00 View post
    I don't support this type of idea, dating with a slut who open up dresses before the camera for just money
    Moderator note:
    Bumping an 11 year old thread to make a comment about morality? Um, you might want to refrain from this sort of strange behavior in the future.
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