Here's your chance, guys!
http://www.local6.com/politics/2418525/detail.html
A "dinner date" for a $5k campaign contribution. Comments?
Here's your chance, guys!
http://www.local6.com/politics/2418525/detail.html
A "dinner date" for a $5k campaign contribution. Comments?
Well if most politicians are whores to special interest anyway, you have to respect Mary Carey for at least following through.
I wonder...If you've given her $5k does she still expect you to pick up the check at dinner?
Once again, we have a thread name that the Googlebots are going to LOVE.
Does it include a "happy ending" ??
The whole money raising idea is interesting but my eye caught on the other news.
5 year olds swimming with alligators
abandonded baby
It is all a matter of perspective!!!
Ewww. She is not an attractive woman. Who did she have to sleep with to become an actress?
Googlebots, who are they?Originally posted by Chet
Once again, we have a thread name that the Googlebots are going to LOVE.
Edit: Duh, people who google topics right?
Last edited by H; 20 Aug 2003 at 9:55 AM.
"Those who plan do better than those who do not plan, even though they rarely stick to their plan." - Winston Churchill
Gotta' love her platform.
1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination.
2. Tax breast implants. From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use of implants!)
3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.
4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing the deficit. Californians will get to see their government in action - literally! (Also, we will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn’t all fall on the shoulders of Californians.)
5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets. Dealing with the violence and injuries associated with handguns is a huge drain on our state's resources.
6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.
7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.
8. I will fight the federal government's attempts to harass the adult video industry. Adult video is an $11 billion industry that creates more than $23 million in taxes each year for the state of California. We can't afford to lose this tax base!
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.
I can see it now, "After meeting with Ambassador Candi at the Marriot, the Governer of Oregon agreed to a great low rate for California."
She would probably win in Nevada.
She acts? Incidently, I did see her on Howard Stern one night, flushing her head in his toilet.Originally posted by Cardinal
Ewww. She is not an attractive woman. Who did she have to sleep with to become an actress?
Guns don't kill people. Husbands who come home from work early kill people.
I'd take you any day ZG, over her.Originally posted by Zoning Goddess
Here's your chance, guys!
Guns don't kill people. Husbands who come home from work early kill people.
*Opens his Googlebots for Dumies book*Originally posted by Huston
Googlebots, who are they?
Edit: Duh, people who google topics right?
Basically, Googlebots are the automated indexers that are also called web crawlers. They roam the web assembling key words for the google index.
Remember the day Cyburbia had over 300 people online at one time? Its because we had a thread titled www.donotcall.gov and a 'bot picked it up and indexed it. People Gooling for the government web site would see it as a potential match in their Google searches, click, and wah-la! Welcome to Cyburbia.
Awwww.Originally posted by SlaveToTheGrind
I'd take you any day ZG, over her.
(blushes)
the google bots have not found this thread, yet, i checked.
Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....
When I grow up can I be a googlebot?
"Those who plan do better than those who do not plan, even though they rarely stick to their plan." - Winston Churchill
7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.
This might not be to bad of an idea if you think about it! Although it would interupt their job search.
It is all a matter of perspective!!!
This is a brilliant idea, it should be mandatory.7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.
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