As inspired by Vehicles planners drive and their nicknames, give my truck a nickname.
As inspired by Vehicles planners drive and their nicknames, give my truck a nickname.
“As soon as public service ceases to be the chief business of the citizens, and they would rather serve with their money than with their persons, the State is not far from its fall”
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Rusty
All these years the people said he’s actin’ like a kid.
He did not know he could not fly, so he did.
- - Guy Clark, "The Cape"
The Filthy Whore!
The Rusty Brown Turd (or Sh*t), RBT for shortOriginally posted by SGB
Rusty
Guns don't kill people. Husbands who come home from work early kill people.
Old Primersides.
Lucky the Truck
Betty
I don't dream. I plan.
Old Ass Tootsie Roll
A person who strives is one who thrives. It's GREAT to be THE KING!!!
I'd name it 'Chip' due to: 1) it's small and chocolate colored like a little chocolate chip and 2) it's got chipped paint on the doors.
A variation on the above:Originally posted by Plannerbabs
Old Primersides.
Old Cancersides
(due the melenoma-like, rust (sp?) patches on the door)
I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?
Home
It IS owned by a planner, right?
"A witty woman is a treasure, a witty beauty is a power!"
Splotch...
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C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
The Black Bullet.
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
"Bitch Magnet" (sorry bitches)
"I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
- Homer Simpson
Spot
"Buck" for the missing grille, or
"Buck" for what it's worth.
Baldy. For those tires.
OT: we have an ordinance here that prohibits parking on anything but a "hard, dustproof surface". Where do I send the Zoning Infraction Notice?
I have seen
old ships sailing
like swans asleep
Brown Bess
Justy
Black&Tan
chuckholechuck
gasfart
gottago
nobrakes
benchseatbaby
the doghouse
looksquick
sleepertruck
bumsplasher
needsnoexplanation
more?...
Two local favourites
1) Pussy Hauler
2) Tyre Fryer
Must be stencilled across the back window or bug deflector.
How about POS? (Based on colour and body condition)
Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....
Trash-truck
POS would also be acurate :-P
Originally posted by Gedunker
[BOT: we have an ordinance here that prohibits parking on anything but a "hard, dustproof surface". Where do I send the Zoning Infraction Notice? [/B]Off-topic:
WTF? Even ashphalt and concrete surfaces gather dust!
All these years the people said he’s actin’ like a kid.
He did not know he could not fly, so he did.
- - Guy Clark, "The Cape"
Yeah, the wording is a little suspect, when read litterally. The interpretation is not to cause dust clouds when the vehicle is driven over it, as with, say, gravel.Originally posted by SGB
Off-topic:
WTF? Even ashphalt and concrete surfaces gather dust!
I have seen
old ships sailing
like swans asleep
Rocky Road
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin
Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"
Good thing I don't live there then, huh!Originally posted by Gedunker
OT: we have an ordinance here that prohibits parking on anything but a "hard, dustproof surface". Where do I send the Zoning Infraction Notice?
“As soon as public service ceases to be the chief business of the citizens, and they would rather serve with their money than with their persons, the State is not far from its fall”
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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