It seems that gambling is good for us, and only responsible people with excess income, that they would otherwise piss away out of state, gamble. However, it is obvious that they don't attend church like they should. I'm sure the Baby Jesus nickel slots in the new Babylon room will help those fallen Christians regain their faith.

The last sales pitch that I heard that was this suspect went like this: "Yes that's right Homer, New Krell toothpaste cleans, whitens and straightens teeth."