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    Caption Contest...As inspired by the "Segways Being Recalled" thread


    President Bush takes a dip.


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    What kind of flowers are these anyways? I must snor...err...sniff them!
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    Is this sh*t made in China? No wonder it breaks so easily

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    Bush reacts to being told that Howard Dean is his most likely competition.

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    Get me off this thing! You didn't tell me it doesn't run on oil!

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    You mean you can't peddle this thing like a bicycle?

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    Originally posted by Seabishop
    Get me off this thing! You didn't tell me it doesn't run on oil!
    That is the best!!! Thanks for the laugh!!

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    Top that fall Gerald Ford!!
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    Commander-in-Shrubbery

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