Ugh. In my office's kitchen is sitting a box of Freihofer soft chocolate chip cookies, at DPW there is a box of donuts from the REALLY good italian bakery (one of the highway guys is related, so the donuts are a thrice weekly occurance), and I've got the Planning Board's stash of candy (3 bags of hershey miniatures, 2 bags of kisses, 1 bag of reeses peanut butter cups and 5 bags of gummi bears) that they make me drag to the meeting every week that they all contribute to, but I have to store in my office. DPW's secretary has confided to me that she's gained 25 pounds in the three years she's worked here. Ugh. i've got 5 weddings this summer and my ex is going to be at one and my coworkers are subverting my efforts to be the foxiest mama ever.