Calling all Cyburbian Wags!!!
I intend to tag the following 8.5" x 11" white officer paper sign taped to the Men's Room door:
"As Soon As Closer Arrives
Bill Will Install It.
Sorry for any Inconvenience.
Pull Door Closed.
Here's the deal: six WEEKS ago, the automatic closer on the women's bathroom door (pun warning) shot craps (pun warning expired). The ladies freaked and maintenance switched the operable men's room closer with the women's.
These are public restrooms in a public building. You know what I'm saying?
The door has no handle, so to close it as you leave, you must place your fingers in a dangerous position.
I'm not a prude, but six weeks seems a little long.
So this is my invitation to you, oh great humorists of Cyburbia, to become an accomplice. Give it your best shot. I'll announce a winner later.