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    Caption contest Oct. 20



    Bjorn from ABBA excitedly prepares for his annual rectal exam.

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    Off-screen: And the drummer collapses after taking a whiff of the bomb the lead guitarist just dropped.
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    Breakdancing Lead Guitarist Seeking Band
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    Michael Bolton's tour guitarist hit his limit Saturday night at a concert in Duluth, Minn. Sources say that when Bolton hit the high note in "When A Man Loves A Woman," the guitarist freaked out and screamed, "I can't take this shit no more!!!!!! Please put me out of my misery!!!!!!!" Thousands of undersexed housewives went home unsatisfied as the concert came to a screeching halt.
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    And on an unusual note, due to power outages the bandís light show was replaced by lighting the lead guitarists wind on fire. It was lucky for the band the coliseum had catered BBQ back stage!
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    Guitarrist has seizure on stage, fans enraged by the show.

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    Nigel: "It's tragic really. There was an investigation. The doctors eventually concluded...you see this is the strange part...he drowned in someone else's vomit. We never found out who's of course. They don't have that sort of medical technology yet. But they did conclude it was not his own. Quite sad actually."

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    ...eyewitnesses reported that the guitar appeared to grab him by the neck and drag him off stage...

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    A member of the wedding band, at first overcome by the emotion at the Wal-Mart garden center wedding, is ultimately electrocuted by an electric guitar purchased after a recent smiley-face price rollback.

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    EG -
    was that from Spinal Tap?
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    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    Jimmy Twist, from the band "Break You off a Piece", realized that the carrot he put in his rectum turned out to be an exotic species of Blow Fish (puffin).
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    Originally posted by JNA
    EG -
    was that from Spinal Tap?
    Yes, liberaly misquoted too...

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    on a spinal tap note.

    Nigel turns it up to eeeeleven

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