...as inspired by the celebrity crush thread...
What would your dream cast be in a movie? (no porn suggestions...we've been there)
I would take...
Late '80's Teri Hatcher
And, just to make sure it's not a total chick flick...
Mid-'80's Clint Eastwood and Ahnuld
Charlie Sheen (campy intensity)
Giovanni Ribisi (actual intensity)
It would be a "Charlie's Angels" kind of thing, except "charlie" would be referring to the Viet Cong, and the angels would be a bunch of sexy evil kick-ass guerillas. Clint & company would foil their evil plan of world domination, and kill them all in a rain-soaked, t-shirt clad jungle warfare battle a la First Blood.