Since I am now the new flood plain manager for the county I get a real unusual assortment of people in my office on a regular basis. The ones coming to get a mobile home permit can be spotted nearly a block away. I have just finished giving my office a good dousing of disenfectant/deoderizer (sp?) from the last guy that was here.
People, take a look in the mirror and give the bod a test smell before leaving the house please.
"Now most of the people who retire in Florida
are wrinkled and they lean on a crutch.
And mobile homes are smotherin' my keys;
Well I hate those bastards so much.
I wish a summer squall would blow them
all the way up to fantasy land.
They're ugly and square, they don't belong here.
They look a lot better as beer cans. "
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